Shit Cosplayers Say

With the recent trend of Shit Girls Say/Shit Guys Say/Shit (insert group here)s Say videos,  there was bound to be a  "Shit Cosplayers Say," and there have been.  But, to be honest, I'm a little disappointed with these videos.  Maybe it's just me being a cosplay noob, but I don't find myself saying the same things these videos report.  


So, in an attempt to correct this, here's our take on "Shit Cosplayers Say."

• "Omg how am I gonna make that?"
• "Fuck, I forgot to get more glue sticks..."
• "No, I can't buy this dress, I need to save money for wonderflex!"
• "More craftfoam!"
• "Spray paint, y u no work on vinyl?"
• "My feet hurt Q_Q *while wearing hooker boots*"
• "Why is the hotel one block away from the con?"
• "This weapon is gonna be AWESOME...shit, how do we transport it?"
• "Ahhhhhhhh my wig is falling!"
• "What other character has a (insert color here) wig?  I should cosplay characters that I have the wigs for already."
• "Goodwill, why don't you have tacky trench coats when I need one???"
• In Michaels: "Shit...I forgot to bring a reference picture"
• "What shade of black is this?"
• "Professor, I have this *ahem* important thing to attend >.> I can't come to the exam on Friday..." *in reality...going to a con*.
• "Packing list: glue gun (check), duct tape (check), sewing kit (check), extra fun foam (check)..."
• "Mannnnnnn, the one year I stop cosplaying (insert series here), EVERYONE decides to cosplay it."
• Looking at other cosplayers:     "Duuuuuude, that outfit is awesome....I wish I knew where it was from >.<"

And finally, as a recent experience from home depot:

Anyways, that's all.  We are still trying to decide exactly what we will do for our next con.  We will let you know what has been decided!  Thanks!

-Stuart-